
Welcome to The Velvet Pages
We read 1,000s of romance novels. We catalog the good ones.*
*Includes memorable reads along with highly rated. The books in Weird Romance live by their own scale.
New Release Romance
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Bridesmaid by Chance 4.0/5
HOT, HEA
“This one was way raunchier than I expected. Loved their banter, the slow burn of the book.” - Penelope Black
Age Gap, One Bed, Boss/Employee, Marriage of Convenience, Brother's Best Friend, Billionaire, Overcoming Past Trauma, Slow Burn, Dirty Talker
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Fight 4.0/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“Right amount of angst. Their chemistry was fire. :) Ambulance scene sounds logistically challenging.” - Cardigan B
Firefighter/Paramedic, One Bed, Forced Proximity, Hidden Past, FMC does not want children, Witty Banter, Short FMC, PTSD, Escaping a Cult/Sect, Dirty Talker
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Honor by Danielle Baker 4.0/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“My favorite in the series. He pined after his best friend’s sister for years. Crushes are fun, but they never come true. They do in this one, but years later.” - Penelope Black
FMC is a Single Mom, Brother's Best Friend, Age Gap Romance, Forced Proximity, Neighbors, Loss of Spouse/Partner (Death), MMC Falls First, Curvier FMC, Found Family, Firefighter
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Protect by Paisley Hope 4.0/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“I think this one would have received 4 stars just from the damn cover art.” - Penelope Black
Possessive MMC, Touch her and die, Dirty Talker, Firefighter, Second Chance, FMC is a Single Mom, Brother's Best Friend, MMC is A Golden Retriever, Story Told in Past and Present
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Mountain Boss 4.0/5 & 2.5/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“There is no way the guys in the shed didn't hear them banging in the shelves.” - Cardigan B (2.5/5)
“This book was adorable. I always love when a broody MMC encounters a sunny, sweet FMC and she changes him!” - Penelope Black (4.0/5)
Lumberjack vibes, Enemies to Lovers, Forced Proximity, Small Town, Age Gap, Grumpy/Sunshine, Reclusive MC, FMC in a Male Profession, Innkeeper/Hotel/Concierge, Down on Her Luck FMC
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Once Upon a Pack 4.0/5
HOT, HEA
“This was a cozy retelling of Cinderella. Stepsisters who don't respect her, she has no family left, she was abandoned by the boy she loved, and he doesn't recognize her as his maid. When they realized, they embraced her wholly.” - Cardigan B
Omegaverse, Destitute FMC, Rags to Royalty, Royal/Commoner, Age 20+ FMC, Childhood Sweethearts
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By The Moonbeam and the Mist 3.75/5
MILD, TO BE CONTINUED
“Really enjoyed this second book in the series. I was dreading this one because of the book 1 cliffhanger. But the puzzle of piecing her memories together was well done.” - Cardigan B
Academic Setting, Age Gap Romance, Magic, Rescue, Hidden Powers, Reformed Bad Boy/Girl, Loss of Sibling (Death), Loss of Parent (Death)
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Deep End 3.75/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“I honestly dug the initial kink discussions and it’s not usually my thing. This book had all of the charm of an Ali Hazelwood book. The FMC is dramatic without being flighty, brilliant but not arrogant.“ - Cardigan B
College/University Students, Dom/Sub, Student Athletes, Abusive Parent(s), Death of Parent, Best Friend's Ex
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Lady of the Lake 3.75/5
MILD, HEA
“A nice closer in the series. A few unanswered questions, but we got the HEA we needed.”
Overcoming Past Trauma, Fake Marriage, Marriage of Convenience, Dragons, Loss of Parent (Death), Fae/Fairies, Academic Setting
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Onyx Storm 3.75/5
HOT, TO BE CONTINUED
“WAY better than book 2, but really? Ending a book with THAT cliffhanger is horseshit. I'm pissed.” - Cardigan B
Dragons, Academic Setting, Age Gap, Cliffhanger
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Just Drive 3.5/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“Not your typical ‘Sports’ Romance and it’s refreshing. Would have liked more "getting to know you" moments between the MCs. Too much closed-door, look-back steam references. I came here for the spice. Gimme.” - Cardigan B
Omegaverse, Pack Dynamics, Knotting, Formula One Racing, MC is an Only Child, Childhood Trauma, Loss of Parent (Death), Male, Male, Male, Female (MMMF)
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Cross-Checked 3.5/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“I liked all of the pieces individually. The FMC and MMC were redeeming. The setting was believable. It all worked. But together, it got a little preachy.” - Cardigan B
Hockey, Hot Dad, Witty Banter, Friends to Enemies to Lovers, Hockey
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My Dark Prince 3.5/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“This book was way too long. It was really slow to start.” - Penelope Black
30+ FMC, 30+ MMC, Cute Dog, Betrayal & Secrets, False Pretenses, Hidden Past, Forgotten Past/Loss of Time, Shunned FMC, Amnesia, Rehabilitation, Redemption, Golden Retriever, First Love Returns, Enemies to Lovers, Fake Engagement, Progresses Over Years, Forced Proximity, Royalty, Witty Banter
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Wildest Dreams 3.5/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“While I really enjoyed book 1: Truly, Madly, Deeply, it didn’t really set up the Dylan & Ryland hate-fueled relationship as much as I needed. I’m a sucker for enemies to lovers and I needed a bit more from these two.” - Penelope Black
Single Mom, Brother’s Best Friend, Fake Engagement, Enemies to Lovers, Slow Burn, Emotional Healing, Ex-Escort
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Scythe & Sparrow 3.5/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“I liked Rose and Fionn. Hard to believe that three women dating three brothers were ALL serial killers.” - Penelope Black
“I don't love that Rose is a circus performer. I can't get past it and enjoy the story. Snuggles to Barbara!” - Cardigan B
Serial Killer(s), Doctor/Patient, Circus, Slow Burn, Touch her and die, Irish MMC, Grumpy/Sunshine, Witty Banter
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He Loves Me Not 2.0/5
MILD, HEA
“Wow was this boring. I LOVED "You’ve Got Mail" but the first 100 pages of this book weren't that, it was a small business class on starting a flower shop.” - Cardigan B
Age 40+ FMC, Age 40+ MMC, Single Dad, Monster/Human Romance, MMC is a Single Dad, You've Got Mail Vibes, Teacher
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The Butcher 1.5/5
HOT, HEA
“This book was riddled with distracting language. So many "my big dick" comments from the MMC. "She oozed from my touch" about how wet she is. "I felt my body burn so hot I was about to shed my skin like a snake." EXCUSE ME, SIR?” - Cardigan B
Touch her and die, Mafia, Hidden Relationship, Double Life, Separated/Divorcing/Divorced, One Night Stand, Bartender
Coming Soon - Can’t Wait
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Caught Up
RELEASE: JUNE 10, 2025
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Kathryn
RELEASE: JUNE 12, 2025
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Double Your Standards
RELEASE DATE: JUNE 13, 2025
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Elancer
RELEASE: JUNE 24, 2025
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Overruled
RELEASE: JULY 1, 2025
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Love Arranged
RELEASE: AUGUST 19, 2025
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It Seemed Like a Good Idea
RELEASE: SEPTEMBER 2, 2025
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Tourist Season
RELEASE: SEPTEMBER 23, 2025
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Alchemised
RELEASE: SEPTEMBER 30, 2025
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Mate
RELEASE: OCTOBER 7, 2025
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Mason's Story: Manhattan Ruthless
RELEASE: OCTOBER 16, 2025
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The Defender
RELEASE: OCTOBER 28, 2025
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The Seven Rings
RELEASE: NOVEMBER 15, 2025
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Brimstone
RELEASE: NOVEMBER 18, 2025
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In Your Dreams
RELEASE: JANUARY 6, 2026
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Maddox's Story: Manhattan Ruthless
RELEASE: FEBRUARY 28, 2026
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Mistakes Were Made
RELEASE: MARCH 10, 2026


FEATURED BOOK
Bride by Ali Hazelwood
TAGS/TROPES: HEA, Alpha MMC, Vampire, Shifter, Arranged Marriage, Betrayal & Secrets, Break Their Heart to Save Them, Fated Mates, Arranged Marriage, Paranormal, Shifter, Enemies-to-Lovers, STEM FMC, Alpha MMC, Smart & Independent FMC, Dry Humor, Peanut Butter-Loving Vampire FMC, Slow Burn, Mating/Bonding, Witty Banter, Tall MMC, Found Family, Knotting
4.25/5 “I LOVED this book. It really was a near-perfect story with a twist and an HEA.”
— Cardigan B
4.25/5 “Loved this book! Misery is strong-willed, loves peanut butter, is sassy, has a dry sense of humor. Lowe is mysterious, quiet, strong leader. Perfect match!”
— Penelope Black
Billionaire Romance
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Twisted Love 5.0/5
HOT, HEA
“Older brother's best friend agrees to look after best friend's little sister while older brother is off doing doctors without borders. This one will make you think more about the cleanliness of a doctor's office.” - Cardigan B
Protective Hero, Blackmail, Kidnapping, MMC with Touch Aversion, FMC is a Student, FMC is Asian, Touch Her & Die Vibes, Very Tall MMC (6’4’’+)
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A Deal with the Bossy Devil 4.5/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“There’s just something I love about people that have descriptive names for pets - Toebeans Maguire - was perfect for the bougie, asshole cat that was the star of this book.” - Penelope Black
Spoiled Cat, Revenge Plot, Latina FMC, Boss/Employee, Witty Banter, Sassy FMC, Grumpy/Sunshine, Enemies to Lovers, BDSM/Kink
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The Fine Print 4.5/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“I loved this one. A grump meets sunshine and they're both damaged in different ways.” - Cardigan B
Family-Owned Biz, Surprise Will Complications, Amusement Park, Grumpy/Sunshine
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The Initiation 4.25/5 & 3.5/5
HOT, TO BE CONTINUED
“Also, Royce is a pathetic little jackass. Grow some balls Royce.” - Penelope Black (3.5/5)
“I was about to DNF in chapter 1, I'm so glad I didn't. the actual Initiation? HOLY SHIT.” - Cardigan B (4.25/5)
Arranged Marriage, Power Struggle, Secret/Elite Society, Initiation/Ritual, Emotional Abuse, Enemies to Lovers, Virgin FMC
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So Not Meant to Be 4.25/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“Two people so into each other that they claim to hate one another means you are in for a wild ride.” - Penelope Black
He Falls First, Enemies to Lovers, Boss/Employee, Work Trip, Forced Proximity, Sexy Lingerie, Witty Banter, Slow Burn, Dirty Talker
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Things We Never Got Over 4.25/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“A quiet, small town, tattoo artist meets a tornado of a single mom down on her luck. Sparks fly, intrigue ensues and he can’t stay away - no matter how hard he tries.” - Penelope Black
Down on her Luck FMC, Grumpy/Sunshine, Terror of a Twin Sister, Mysterious/Brooding MMC, MMC with Viking Vibes, Band of Brothers, FMC does not have a baby at the end (for once)
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Failure to Match 4.0/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“Shocked. I was shocked how this unfolded. A cat castle built for a prince.” - Cardigan B
Billionaire Playboy, Blind Date, Matchmaker, Cute Cat(s), Forced Proximity, Forced Roommates, Dating Coach, Slow Burn, Witty Banter
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My Dark Romeo 4.0/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“I listened to the audio version, and of course Jacob Morgan can do no wrong. I was a little confused as to how this was classified as - Mafia?? Dallas’ sunshine to Romeo’s grumpy was perfection. She slowly dismantled his perfectly, orderly life.” - Penelope Black
Arranged Marriage, Opposites Attract, Fear of Commitment, Forced Proximity, Beauty & The Beast Vibes, Healing Together From Past Trauma, Hate to Love You
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Off to the Races 4.0/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“This has been on my TBR forever. I finally got around to it and LOVED it. They have undeniable chemistry.” - Cardigan B
Enemies to Lovers, Ranch/Farm Romance, Horseracing, MMC has a Cute Horse, Workplace Romance, Small Town , Cowboy/Rancher, Grumpy/Sunshine, Boss/Employee, Veterinarian, Slow Burn, Opposites Attract
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Resisting Mr. Kane 4.0/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“I’m a sucker for a second chance romance - especially after the first meeting was so HOT.” - Penelope Black
Age Gap, Boss/Employee, Single Dad, Second Chances, One Night Stand in Greece, Lawyer MMC, Grumpy/Sunshine
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Until You 3.75/5
HOT, HEA
“Teddy. Hamilton. I listened to the audio of this one and it was so sweet. I LOVE the trope of brother's best friend. The book ended with some exposure of the next book and, based on the book jacket summary, I'm fucking into it.” - Cardigan B
Brother's Best Friend, Friends to Lovers, Boss/Employee, Secret Identity, Forced Proximity, Protective MMC, STEM, Age Gap Romance
College or Academy Romance
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Until I Get You 4.25/5
HOT, HEA
“Delicious sleeper gem! You meet an over-confident MMC who bangs every girl he finds. He meets his match in the FMC and she doesn't give him the time of day.” - Cardigan B
Hockey, College/University Students, Second Chance, MMC Falls First, Marriage of Convenience, Story Told in Past and Present, Found Family, Sexual Trauma, Stalker/Stalking
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Avalon Tower 4.25/5
MILD, TO BE CONTINUED
“What a random find that turned out to be gold. Or…Avalon Steel…if you’ve read it. The Prologue actually hurt my interest, but I’m glad I pressed on.”
Hidden Powers, Overcoming Past Trauma, Age 30+ MMC, Slow Burn, Portal to Another World, Fae/Fairies, Second Chance
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The Deal 4.0/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“My first Elle Kennedy! A sweet, yet spicy college romance between two very unlikely people. They work through trauma like adults (which we know is a foreign concept for college kids) and support one another through it all. I loved the tight friend group, they cracked me up.” - Penelope Black
Hockey, College/University Students, MCs are Fake Dating, Grumpy/Sunshine, Overcoming Past Trauma, Slow Burn, Friends to Lovers, Only One Bed
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Butterfly 4.0/5
HOT, HEA
“What the hell did I read? And why did I like it? I feel weird.” - Cardigan B
Bully Romance, Step-Sibling, College/University Students, Hockey, Stalker/Stalking, Enemies to Lovers, Menage, Morally Grey MMC
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Gothikana 4.0/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“We thought this would have more fantasy elements than it did, but the characters were likable and the FMC lost her virginity in the front seat of the MMC's SUV. You don't see that everyday.” - Cardigan B
Dark Academia, Dark/Brooding MMC, Age Gap, Student (18+)/Teacher, Slow Burn, Virgin FMC, Murder Mystery, Secret Society
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The Awakening 3.75/5
MILD, TO BE CONTINUED
“The twins are kind of stupid. I got them mixed up at first and then decided that T for Tory = Tough and D for Darcy = Dumb.” - Penelope Black
“I'll read the next book to see if these girls stay illiterate.” - Cardigan B
Enemies to Lovers, Bully Romance, Reverse Harem, Academic Setting, Academic Rivals, Fae/Fairies, Vampire, Werewolves, Magical Binding, Forced Proximity, Social Class Divide, Twins
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By the Orchid and the Owl 3.75/5
MILD, TO BE CONTINUED
“Academic setting, but the intrigue and underlying government conspiracy is enough to carry the story. Loved the main characters.” - Cardigan B
Academic Setting, Age Gap - Older MMC / Younger FMC, Loss of Sibling (Death), Loss of Parent (Death), Hidden Powers, Magic
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If We Ever Meet Again 4.0/5
HOT, HEA
“A coming of age that is seriously relatable. It made me require book 2. Rated HOT because he takes her virginity. Graphically.” - Cardigan B
College/Uni Students, Virgin FMC, First Love, Cliffhanger Ending, Slow Burn, Forced Proximity, Opposites Attract, Friends to Lovers
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Merciless Saints 3.75/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“I loved the idea that all of the deadliest people in the world are trained at an academy.” - Cardigan B
Bodyguard, Academic Setting, Academic Rivals, Russian MMC, Irish FMC, Loss of Parent, Loss of Sibling, Arranged Marriage
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Plier 3.75/5
MILD, TO BE CONTINUED
“So much world building and you don't really get to see the relationships build. It's mostly about Isobel and how she came into contact with each of the guys. Enjoyable enough to read book 2, though” - Cardigan B
Omegaverse, Bully Romance, Academic Setting, Slow Burn, Reverse Harem, Why Choose, Fated Mates, Ballerina, Dance Competition
Dark Romance
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Butcher & Blackbird 4.5/5
HOT, HEA
“If I can teach you anything, it will be to please, please, please listen to the audiobook” - Penelope Black
Serial Killers, Killing Competition, Afraid of Commitment, Possessive MMC, FMC with Lots and Lots of Piercings, Witty Banter, Occurs Over Years, Dexter Vibes, Healing From Past Trauma
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Flames of Chaos 4.5/5
HOT, HEA
“Oooooo okay this had so much heat and fire. And the story keeps twisting. The best part was when when ripped the head off the Minotaur and her sister.” - Cardigan B
Forbidden Love Interest, Morally Grey MMC, Hidden Identity, Chosen One, Enemies to Lovers, Shifters
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Lights Out 4.25/5
HOT, HEA
“Surprisingly funny, not as dark as expected. Jacob Morgan narrated. There was a cat. Need I say more.” - Penelope Black
“AWESOME. This was not the book I wanted, it was the book I needed. And then…also wanted.” - Cardigan B
BDSM, Cute Cat(s), Masked MMC, Mask Kink, Touch her and die, Obsessive MMC(ine), Nurse/Caretaker, Hidden Identity
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Nights of Obedience 4.0/5
HOT, HEA
“I mean...they hate each other. Then they’re forced to have sex on the table at a dinner party. As a live centerpiece. Hell yea. That's not sanitary but it is a great story. First one of the series and it came out this year. I hate waiting.” - Cardigan B
Age Gap, Vampire/Human, Virgin FMC, Captive Falls for Captor, Dom/Sub, Forced Proximity, Exploring Fantasies
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Sinners Anonymous 4.0/5
HOT, HEA
“A mafia arranged marriage. A forbidden love. A strange focus on birds. This book had everything. I LOVED Angelo. Normally for this type of spice, I'd call this MEDIUM, but the spanking in church put it to HOT.” - Cardigan B
Age Gap, Father’s Fiancee, Power Struggle, Family Rivalry, To-Be Continued, Secrets, Touch Her & Die, Hate to Love You
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Claiming His Bunny 3.75/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“This was everything I needed it to be. A freaky obsessive hot guy, a strong smart woman, they come together to right the wrongs of humanity for the children.” - Cardigan B
Small Town, Serial Killer(s), Love at First Sight, Possessive MMC, Stalker/Stalking, Somnophilia, Obsessive MMC, Social Worker, Kidnapping, Workplace Romance
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Priest 3.75/5
HOT, HEA
“The Catholic guilt in me set in hard with this one. I'm not sure how a priest can get down with one of his laypeople on an alter.” - Penelope Black
Priest, Taboo Relationship/Forbidden Romance, Forbidden Love Interest, Religious Trauma, Dom/Sub, Aftercare, Dirty Talker, Role Play, Possessive MMC, Inner Demons, Overcoming Past Trauma, Loss of Faith, Reclaiming Faith, Strained Relationship with Faith / God, Confessional/Mirror Kink, Altar/Church Scene Kinks
Fantasy Romance
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The Awakening 4.5/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“The blog was the least believable part of this story.” - Cardigan B
Portal to Another World, Chosen One, Power Struggle, Hidden Royalty, Slow Burn, Found Family, Family Rivalry, Personal Growth Journey
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Fourth Wing 4.5/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“I couldn't put this down - such a great world, unexpected likeability of all the characters, and spiiiicy chemistry.. I had to look up fan art for her hair. Odd descriptions.” - Cardigan B
Academic Setting, Love Triangle, Overcoming Past Trauma, Enemies to Lovers, Dragons, Magic, Hidden Powers, Politics, Family Rivalry
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Key of Light 4.5/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“Nora Roberts at her best. The first book is world building, but it sets up the relationships of 6 interconnected people and the fate that brought them together. It's magical without being over-the-top.” - Cardigan B
Magic, Time Travel, Opposites Attract, Mythological Beings, Personal Growth Journey, Found Family, Female Friendship Group
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Bride 4.25/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“Loved this book! So much discovery before the two main characters got together.” - Penelope Black
Arranged Marriage, Blood Play, Cute Cat(s), Fated Mates, Enemies to Lovers, Knotting, Touch her and die, Vampire-Werewolf Triangle, Forced Proximity, Slow Burn, Different Worlds, Werewolf Mate, Interracial Overcoming Past Trauma, Opposites Attract, Dirty Talker
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Broken by the Horde King 4.25/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“This was my favorite one in the series. They met as children, he broke her heart, she grew up and became a healer, he became a king. They met again as adults, she never forgot him, he finally allowed himself to see her. and begged for a second chance” - Penelope Black
GOT, Second Chance, Redemption, Caretaker/Nursed Back to Health, Breakup Due to Misunderstanding, Alien/Human, Royalty, Creative Anatomy, Pregnancy, MCs were Childhood Friends
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Charming Your Dad 4.25/5
HOT, HEA
“Huh, I didn't mean to enjoy this. Books with "daddy" make me nauseous, but for some reason, this was hilarious. Maybe it was the truth truffles?” - Cardigan B
Age 25+ FMC, Age 40+ MMC, Age Gap Romance, Ex-Boyfriends Father, What the hell did I just read and why can't I stop, Witch/Warlock/Wizard, Angel/Demon, Dom/Sub, Sex Club, Kidnapping, Creative Anatomy
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The Fake Mate 4.25/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“Cute story, read the audio book (Joe Arden).” - Penelope Black
Doctor, Workplace Romance, MCs are Fake Dating, Touch Her and Die Vibes, Scenting, Short FMC/Tall MMC, Hidden Relationship, Grumpy/Sunshine, MMC Falls First, Opposites Attract, Witty Banter, Mating/Bonding, Dirty Talker, Magic, Shifters, Wolf/Shifter, Omegaverse
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Radiance 4.25/5
MILD, HEA
“A marriage of convenience to secure two kingdoms, an interspecies relationship, and two MCs just doing their best.” - Cardigan B
Marriage of Convenience, Slow Burn, Friends to Lovers, Politics, Royalty, Found Family, Forbidden Love Interest
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Clean Sweep 4.0/5
MILD, HEA
“An inherited intergalactic inn that serves as a stopover on Earth for aliens? Really cool.” - Cardigan B
Magic, Innkeeper/Hotel/Concierge, MC has a Missing Parent, Monster MMC, World Building, Werewolves, Vampire, Mythological Beings, Alien, Different Worlds, Portal to Another World, Hidden Powers, Hidden Identity, Protective MMC, Slow Burn, Texas, Sci-Fi, Witty Banter, Haunted, Isolated, Mysterious Land
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Court of Winter 4.0/5
HOT, HEA
“This series packs a punch. Ilara is a nobody with no magic, kidnapped by the Prince whose magic is death. Unique story.” - Cardigan B
Enemies to Lovers, Forced Proximity, Fated Mates, Morally Grey MMC, Royal/Commoner, Fae/Fairies, Only One Bed, MMC Falls First, Hidden Powers, Cliffhanger Ending, Politics
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The Lunatics: Volume One 4.0/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“This was a treat. It was short, funny, interesting, and ended on a cliffhanger. Not enough spice, in my opinion, but I hope Volume Two corrects that.” - Cardigan B
FMC/MMC are the same height, Werewolf Mate, Fated Mates, Slow Burn, Hidden Past, MMC/FMC is/are on the Run, To-Be Continued, Age 20+ FMC, Age 25+ MMC, Omegaverse, Shifters, Forced Proximity, Vampire, Magic
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Her Soul to Take 4.0/5
HOT, HEA
“I would have given this more stars, but Rae was an idiot. I was ready to throw her into the mines myself.” - Cardigan B
“Rae was so dumb. I couldn't handle it. She ruined it for me.” - Penelope Black
Ghost Hunter, Monster MMC, Monster/Human Romance, Nerdy FMC, Academic Setting, Cult/Sect, Demons, Human/Demon Relationship, BDSM, MMC/FMC has a Cute Cat, Enemies to Lovers, Magic, Age Gap Romance, Witch/Warlock/Wizard, Touch Her and Die Vibes, Paranormal Protection
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The Scent of Us: Part 1 4.0/5
HOT, TO BE CONTINUED
“I gave this one a shot since it was free on Stuff Your Kindle Day. Loved it. It's a physically and mentally abused Omega who takes part in bond dissolution.” - Cardigan B
Omegaverse, Healing Together, Found Family, Scenting , Reverse Harem, Why Choose, Emotional Abuse, FMC previous abused (not by MMC), FMC with Self-Esteem Issues
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Baby & the Late Night Howlers 3.75/5
HOT, HEA
“What in the seven Hells was this amazing madness? I did NOT expect to like this book. My first Omegaverse and it was…something.” - Cardigan B
Omegaverse, In-Heat, Nesting, Found Family, Reverse Harem, Why Choose, Protective MMC, Knotting, Aftercare, Dominant MMC, Submissive FMC, Sex First/Feelings Later, Dirty Talker, Personal Growth Journey, Motorcycle Club, Polyamory Love, LGBTQIA
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A Court of Thorns and Roses 3.75/5
MEDIUM, TO BE CONTINUED
“This book was fine as a world building introduction, but not nearly as good as books 2 and 3.” - Cardigan B
Fae/Fairies, Monster/Human Romance, Magic, Learning a New World, Shapeshifter Romance, Cursed MMC, Rich/Wealthy MMC, Forced Proximity, Kidnapping, Captive Falls for Captor (Not Stockholm Syndrome), Beauty & The Beast Vibes, Fairytale Retelling, FMC Gives Herself as Payment, Loss of Parent (Death)
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Feathers So Vicious 3.75/5
HOT, HEA
“‘My asshole winking in greeting at him!’ Bahaha. Well that's a new one.” - Penelope Black
Time Travel, Regency/Georgian/Victorian Period, Scottish MMC, English FMC, Slow Burn, Marriage of Convenience, Tortured MMC, Politics
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Phantasma 3.75/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“Oooo this was a fun one. I'm still confused about why she would just...sign up for Phantasma on a whim (she's not a whim lady) but the trials were cool and I liked Blackwell.” - Cardigan B
Competition/Trials, Ghost Romance, Enemies to Lovers, Morally Grey MMC, Forced Proximity, Haunted, Isolated, Mysterious Land, Forbidden Love Interest, Mental Health, Time Travel, Portal to Another World
First-Touch Favorites
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Quicksilver 4.5/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“Oh man, this was GOOD. The plot, the MCs, the side characters, the worlds. Devoured.” - Cardigan B
Enemies to Lovers, Shadow Daddy, Forced Proximity, Vampire, War, Age Gap, Smart/Strong/Independent FMC, Morally Grey MMC, Body Modifications, Witty Banter, Dirty Talk, Fae/Fairies
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Halfling 4.0/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“ADORABLE Indeed. Orek was presh. He did need to be on some Lexipro.” - Penelope Black
“Adorable. One thing I didn't love - not enough about their pet raccoon. It's criminal.” - Cardigan B
Orc, Orc/Human, Monster MMC, Rescue, Survival, Virgin MMC, Tortured MMC, Touch Her & Die, Slow Burn, Friends to Lovers, Forced Proximity
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If You Hate Me 4.0/5
HOT, HEA
“I loved the hot, angry bickering between the two MCs. There was some interesting usage of vegetables - and not for cooking - well maybe at first they were to be used for cooking” - Penelope Black
Hockey, Brother’s Best Friend, Veggie Play, Enemies to Lovers, Down on Her Luck FMC, Age Gap
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Lady Derring Takes a Lover 4.0/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“Dear God, if one more person referred to it as The Grand Palace on the Thames instead of shortening it, I was going to kill someone.” - Penelope Black
Historical, Widower Finds Love Again, Widow, Found Family, Female Friendship Group, Enemies to Lovers, FMC Age 40+, Down on Her Luck, Innkeeper
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Part of Your World 4.0/5
MILD, HEA
“Jacob Morgan narrates the audio version and oh man do I LOVE him. He can do no wrong. Too perfect ending. Go fuck your happy selves, assholes.” - Penelope Black
Small Town, Age Gap (Younger MMC), Self-Esteem Issues FMC, Childhood Trauma, Healing Together, Afraid of Commitment, Forgiveness, City Girl/Country Boy
Heartbreaking But Worth It
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Manacled (out of print) 4.5/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“Wow this one was intense. I appreciated the deep dives into mental issues - panic attacks, anxiety, depression, agoraphobia, paranoia, PTSD.” - Penelope Black
“It's been a week and I'm still hung over from this one.” - Cardigan B
Sexual Trauma, Slavery, Breeding Program, ]Villain Becomes MMC, Redemption, Healing Together, Slow Burn, Second Chance, Secret Relationship, Enemies to Lovers, Progresses Over Years, Story Told in Past and Present, Social Class Divide, Dramione Fanfic
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Before We Came 4.25/5
HOT, HEA
“Freaking great story about the FMC who is reunited with her real family after she's kidnapped and raised by her "adoptive" mom. SPICY and delicious. The only thing missing was more about the kidnapping case and why she was taken. But that's the Forensic Files fan in me. ” - Cardigan B
Hockey, Brother's Best Friend, Second Chance, Kidnapping, Forced Proximity, MMC/FMC has Amnesia, FMC is a Single Mom, Friends to Lovers, Slow Burn, Emotional Abuse, Dirty Talker
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Older 4.25/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“I’m not usually super emotional but this had me feeling the the feels. While parts made me feel uncomfortable with the age gap and her daddy issues, I felt like Jennifer Hartmann wrote the MCs with such care.” - Penelope Black
Age Gap, Under 18 FMC, 30+ MMC/FMC, High School, Abusive Parent(s), Progresses Over Years, Best Friend's Dad, Tattoos, Childhood Trauma, Coming of Age, Cute Dog(s), Forbidden Love Interest, Forgiveness Arc, Hidden Relationship, Hot Dad, Taboo Relationship, Tortured MMC, Martial Arts
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One Pucked Up Pack 4.25/5
HOT, HEA
“Well, I loved this. Nice groveling and a very happy ending” - Cardigan B
Omegaverse, Sports, Hockey, Why Choose, Reverse Harem, Fated Mates, Found Family, Long Distance Relationship, Loss of Parent (Death), College/University Students, Pro-Athlete
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Still Beating 4.25/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“HEAVY. The good news is that the rape isn't graphic. But the book is heartbreaking.” - Cardigan B
Kidnapping, Sexual Trauma, Survival, Mental Health, Personal Growth Journey, Shy FMC, Inner Demons, Rescue, Healing Together, Overcoming Past Trauma, Longtime Crush, Sister's Boyfriend, Friends to Lovers, Forbidden Love Interest, Forced Proximity
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Private Arrangements 4.0/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“This book surprised me by how much I liked it. Normally I don't love the "We're married and there's a deal to get a divorce" but the author did a great job showing you the past and the present series of events. She had a hulking beast for a husband and I love the HEA.” - Cardigan B
Marriage of Convenience, Separated/Divorcing/Divorced, Reunited after Divorce, Second Chance, Story Told in Past and Present
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Knot All is Perfect 3.75/5
HOT, HEA
“WOW. This was an emotional ride. I could feel the desperation to be the "Perfect Omega" that she had been trained to be.” - Cardigan B
Omegaverse, Reverse Harem, Knotting, BDSM, Why Choose, Virgin FMC, Trauma Bonding, Dom/Sub, Touch Her and Die Vibes
Historical Romance
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The Duke & I 4.5/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“In a crazy turn of events, the Netflix show made me love the book even more.” - Cardigan B
Fake Relationship, Friends to Lovers, Marriage of Convenience, Reformed Rake, Aristocrats, Breakup Due to Misunderstanding, Family Saga, Historical
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The Highwayman 4.5/5
HOT, HEA
“Friends to lovers who lost touch and reconnect for a marriage of convenience. He's got some major baggage but she’s patient. Don’t lose hope.” - Cardigan B
MC has a Tragic Past, Secret Identity, Childhood Friends Reunion, Marriage of Convenience, "Mysterious, Brooding (MMC)", Slow Burn
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Last Duke Standing 4.5/5
MILD, HEA
“Friends to lovers in the cut throat world of royal matchmaking. They have a wonderful dynamic and the MCs are adults about their feelings and their reality.” - Cardigan B
Period Piece, Historical, Aristocrats, Competition Romance, Matchmaker, Opposites Attract, Rich/Wealthy MMC, Witty Banter, Scottish MMC, Slow Burn
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Marrying Winterborne 4.5/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“The best book in the Ravenels. Both characters are likable. You just want to root for them.” - Cardigan B
Enemies to Lovers, Fake Relationship, Social Class Divide, Marriage of Convenience, "Mysterious, Brooding (MMC)", MC is a Twin, Slow Burn, Redemption
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Ransom 4.5/5
MILD, HEA
“Don’t skip this one. It’s the book that made me love Romance. It also brought Penelope and I together. Cue the montage.” - Cardigan B
Historical, Period Piece, Redemption, Revenge, Protective MMC, Scottish MMC, English FMC, Slow Burn, Female Friendship Group
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Secrets of a Summer Night 4.5/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“One of my top 3 Romance series of all time. Every book is great, but the first is the gem. I’ve given my copy away four times.” - Cardigan B
Class Differences, Marriage of Convenience, Grumpy/Sunshine, Found Family, Female Friendship Group, Forced Proximity, MMC Falls First
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Outlander 4.5/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“All I’ll say is this: the hero in the book is the hero you want. If you watched the show, but haven’t read the book…shame on you. Loved this story.” - Cardigan B
Time Travel, Historical, Scottish MMC, English FMC, Slow Burn, Marriage of Convenience, Tortured MMC, Politics, Portal to Another World
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The Letter from Briarton Park 4.25/5
MILD, HEA
“A slow burn with lovely characters. An orphaned girl finding her family and underestimating herself. But she's not dumb, she's settling because she doesn't think she deserves anything better.” - Cardigan B
Age Gap Romance, Teacher/Parent, Loss of Parent (Death), Governess, Aristocrats, Class Differences, Single Father, Hidden Past
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The Truth About Cads and Dukes 4.0/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“Well, I'm surprised. I expected this to be a fluffy, lighthearted read. It was..and it wasn't. There were some dark undertones from book 1 (suicide) and Jane had some dark thoughts.” - Cardigan B
Historical, Period Piece, Shy FMC, Plain Jane, The Ugly Duckling, Curvier FMC, Arranged Marriage, Enemies to Lovers, Forced Proximity, MMC is a Duke, Aristocrats, Virgin FMC, Slow Burn, Witty Banter
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Heiress for Hire 4.0/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“Love supporting a small business owner.” - Cardigan B
Marriage of Convenience, Murder Mystery, Slow Burn, Found Family, Hidden Identity
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The Proposal 4.0/5
MILD, HEA
“It's really refreshing given today's dating scene. These romance books written years ago feel less complex than the ones written today.” - Penelope Black
MMC/FMC is disabled or has a disability, Military, Commoner/Aristocrat, Second Chance, Healing Together, Slow Burn, Regency/Georgian/Victorian Period
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Wicked and the Wallflower 4.0/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“Such a fun series.” - Cardigan B
Regency/Georgian/Victorian Period, Shy FMC, "Mysterious, Brooding (MMC)", Forbidden Love Interest, Revenge, Social Class Divide, Protective MMC, Found Family
Mafia Romance
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Beautiful Beast 4.25/5
HOT, HEA
“I loved everything about this book. Loved, loved, loved.” - Penelope Black
“Heart emojis everywhere. They angry-banged a lot.” - Cardigan B
25+ FMC, Arranged Marriage, Marriage of Convenience, Mafia, Tortured MMC, Touch Her and Die Vibes, Forced Proximity, Enemies to Lovers, Grumpy/Sunshine, Age Gap, Kidnapping, Russian FMC, Italian MMC, Secret Identity, Sociopathic MMC, Forbidden Love Interest, Scarred MMC, Tattoos, Witty Banter, Slow Burn
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Broken Whispers 4.25/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“I loved the physical language barrier that existed (even if it was pretend) so they got into a rhythm of paying attention to each other and finding a new way to exist.”- Cardigan B
Ballerina, Age Gap, Sign Language, Scarred MMC, Touch her and die, Mafia/Organized Crime, Russian MMC, Bratva, Beauty & The BeastArranged Marriage, Doesn't Speak, Found Family, Overcoming Past Trauma, Protective (MMC), Tall MMC, "Mysterious, Brooding (MMC)"
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Kingdom Fall 4.0/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“I like this one. Just could have saved each other a lot of trouble with some simple communication. But hey, what do I know. I'm just the reader.” - Penelope Black
Boss/Nanny, Nanny, Enemies to Lovers, MC is involved in Mafia/Organized Crime, MC is a Single Parent, Virgin MMC, Age Gap Romance, Revenge, Forced Proximity, Secret Pregnancy, Doesn't Speak, Arranged Marriage, Slow Burn, Rape
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The Monster 4.0/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“They could have been doing way more dark corner banging this whole time, as I was led to believe from the book jacket.” - Cardigan B
MC is involved in Mafia/Organized Crime, Grumpy/Sunshine, Age Gap Romance, Brother's Best Friend, Touch Her and Die Vibes, Secret Relationship, Unrequited Love
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Nero 4.0/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“I liked this one the best out of the series. It was a little wild given he just walked into her apartment to hide from the cops.” - Penelope Black
“Really liked this. FUCK HANS. There, I said it.” - Cardigan B
Mafia/Organized Crime, Shy FMC, Overcoming Past Trauma, Morally Grey (MMC), Childhood Trauma, Curvier FMC, Tall MMC
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The Sweetest Oblivion 4.0/5
HOT, HEA
“Dear god, the angst with these two. Pretty hilarious though with the sister getting knocked up by the pool boy, gardener?” - Penelope Black
MC is involved in Mafia/Organized Crime, Arranged Marriage, Morally Grey MMC, Dirty Talker, Enemies to Lovers, Marriage of Convenience, Age Gap Romance, Slow Burn, Forced Proximity, Grumpy/Sunshine, Touch Her and Die Vibes, Bad Boy/Good Girl, Possessive MMC, Opposites Attract
Modern Romance
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Love, Utley 4.25/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“Be still my heart. What an adorable twist of fate this was. I still don't quite know how they ended up in a library banging after hours.” - Cardigan B
Age 30+ FMC, Age 30+ MMC, Breakup Due to Misunderstanding, Second Chance, Ex Pro-Athlete, Boss/Employee, Love Letter Lunacy, Hidden Relationship, Slow Burn, Witty Banter, Friends to Lovers, First Love Returns, Progresses Over Years, Story Told in Past and Present
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Make It Sweet 4.25/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“Not enemies, but not friends. Just people thrown together, dealing with their emotional baggage. They realize there's something bright in the other person and seek out those lights. There's thought and consideration without too much internal dialogue.” - Cardigan B
Tennis, Grumpy/Sunshine, Forced Proximity, Food is Love, Slow Burn, Matchmaker, Healing Together, Sports
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Neon Gods 4.25/5
HOT, HEA
“I loved this book. It was fun, intriguing, had just the right amount of backstory, explained the character motivations, HAD SOME OF THE HOTTEST SPICE I'VE READ with a plot that made sense outside of the romance. I still want to figure out how Hermes was getting into Hades' house.” - Cardigan B
Mythology Retelling, Throne, Forbidden Love Interest, Grumpy/Sunshine, Independent FMC, Forced Proximity
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Royally Not Ready 4.25/5
HOT, HEA
“Lilly was soo childish. I wanted to slap her most of the time. I don't like calling them man panties.” - Penelope Black (3.75/5)
“Stumbled upon this one for free on Kindle. The burn build is INTENSE and when they finally get together, it's memorable.” - Cardigan B (4.75/5)
Hidden Royalty, Opposites Attract, Grumpy/Sunshine, Forced Proximity, Only One Bed, Slow Burn, Bodyguard, Golden Retriever, Castle Life, Hidden Identity, Secret Identity, Forgiveness Arc, Witty Banter, Dirty Talker
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Repeat 4.0/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“I really liked this one. I liked how he would ask her what she was thinking and she would just say it. I wish more people were like that. It's refreshing. This one also had a bit of a mystery which was fun.” - Penelope Black
Amnesia, Second Chance, Body Modifications/Piercings/Tattoos, Forced Proximity, Cute Dog, Loss of Time, Loss of Parent, Medical Condition, Rehabilitation, Forgiveness Arc, Tattoo Artist, Overcoming Past Trauma, PTSD, Slow Burn
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The Words 4.0/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“I reaaally liked this story. It has a "Baby Cakes" plot that's reminiscent of Rickey Lake in the 90s.” - Cardigan B
Rockstar, Betrayal & Secrets, Cutting Disorder, Plus-Size FMC, Childhood Friends, Childhood Trauma, Sick Parent, Concert Tour, Tour Bus, Morally Grey (MMC), Dyslexia, Revenge, Second Chance, Babysitter to Celebrity
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Dear Rosie 3.75/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“This is a great story. The only criticism I have is how deep her love was for the MMC at the tender age of 8. Nope.” - Cardigan B
Second Chance, Chef, Childhood Trauma, American Football, Childhood Friends, 35+ FMC, Abusive Parent(s)
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The Kings of Kearny 3.75/5
HOT, HEA
“Maybe I watched too much Sons of Anarchy for this one. I hope there is another one.” - Penelope Black
“I'm a sucker for a well-written older woman. Krista knows herself and has her wits about her.” - Cardigan B
40+ FMC, Military, Possessive MMC, Veteran, Touch her and die, MMC rides a motorcycle, Alpha MMC, Disabled MMC/FMC, Fake Dating, Forced Proximity, Grumpy/Sunshine, Motorcycle Club, Protective MMC, Small Town, Tall MMC, Witty Banter, Bartender FMC
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Southern Charmer 3.75/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“I really liked the dynamics between Eli and Olivia. It's refreshing to see a book character fail at something. And then have to work to get through it. I loved the Charleston charm. One of my favorite places in the states and now I want to go back and find a hot chef.” - Penelope Black
Runaway Fiancé(e)/Bride/Groom, Southern Charm, Romance Writer, Neighbors, Chef, Body Modifications/Piercings/Tattoos, Tall MMC, "Smart, Strong, Independent FMC", 30+ FMC
Monster Romance
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Captured by the Fae Beast 4.0/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“I had to look up fanart because the descriptions just don't do it. When you see "wing-arm" "two tails" "had to shave the fur off my dick" "scales" it really throws you for a loop.” - Cardigan B
Age Gap, Royalty, Fated Mates, FMC Gives Herself as Payment, Shunned MMC, Sociopathic MMC, Grumpy/Sunshine, Body Modifications/Piercings/Tattoos, Tall MMC, Captive Falls for Captor, Tortured MMC, Slow Burn, Soulmates, Monster/Human Romance
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Halfing 4.0/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“ADORABLE Indeed. Orek was presh. He did need to be on some Lexipro.” - Penelope Black
“Adorable. One thing I didn't love - not enough about their pet raccoon. It's criminal.” - Cardigan B
Orc, Orc/Human, Monster MMC, Rescue, Survival, Virgin MMC, Tortured MMC, Touch Her & Die, Slow Burn, Friends to Lovers, Forced Proximity
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Kiss of the Basilisk (alt Split or Swallow) 4.0/5
HOT, HEA
“What a strange ride. First of all, the premise. If you're born in the same year as a prince, you have to be trained BY SNAKES - IN CAVES - TO FUCK. HAHAHAHA. I was in from the first page.” - Cardigan B
Snake/Basilisk/Serpent, Sex Education, Monster/Human Romance, MMC/FMC Involved in a Rebellion/Resistance, Culture Clash, Possessive MMC, Love Triangle, Royalty, Royal/Commoner, Reverse Harem, Forced Proximity, Monster MMC, What the hell did I just read and why can't I stop, Mating/Bonding, Shifters, Age Gap Romance,Virgin FMC
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Morning Glory Milking Farm 4.0/5
HOT, HEA
“I don't like how much cow he looked like on the cover of this book, felt weird.” - Penelope Black
“What a riot. This book had no business being as good as it was. You've gotta appreciate someone stepping outside of their comfort zone and grabbing life by the minotaur dick.” - Cardigan B
Beauty & The Beast, Monster MMC, Workplace, Opposites Attract, Slow Burn, Down on her Luck FMC, Unconventional Love Story, Forbidden Love Interest
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Games with the Orc 3.75/5
HOT, HEA
“There was so much cum in this one. So much. He had her squeezing it out the night after their games. I was dying. I didn't expect to like this book.” - Cardigan B
Orcs, 20+ FMC, 20+ MMC, Fated Mates, Size Difference between FMC & MMC, Curvier FMC, Dominant MMC, Submissive FMC, Dom/Sub, BDSM, Aftercare, Body Positivity, Exploring Fantasies, Monster MMC, Orc/Human
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Guarded by the Snake 3.5/5
HOT, HEA
“I'm learning a lot about myself with reads like this one. I genuinely liked the premise. New term: "cockpocket.” - Cardigan B
Snake/Basilisk, Bodyguard, Monster/Human Romance, Monster MMC, Forced Proximity, What the hell did I just read and why can't I stop, Praise Kink, Grumpy/Sunshine, Size Difference between FMC & MMC, Tall MMC, Dirty Talker, Only One Bed, Opposites Attract, Fated Mates, Touch Her and Die Vibes, Creative Anatomy
Small Town Romance
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Ache for You 4.25/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“This dumb bitch doesn't deserve Matteo. The hot and cold with her feelings! WALK AWAY MATTEO. SAVE YOURSELF.” - Penelope Black
“Penelope is wrong. This was the perfect amount of indecision. She found out he’s her stepbrother. That deserves some waffling.” - Cardigan B
Step-Sibling Crush, Death of Parent, Italian MMC, MMC/FMC has a Cute Dog, Fashion Industry, Coming Out, Wicked Stepmother, Meet-Cute, Down on Her Luck FMC, Italy, MC is a Jilted Bride/Groom, Aristocrats, Forgiveness Arc, Enemies to Lovers, Lavender Relationship/Marriage, Slow Burn, Witty Banter
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Older 4.25/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“I’m not usually super emotional but this had me feeling the the feels. While parts made me feel uncomfortable with the age gap and her daddy issues, I felt like Jennifer Hartmann wrote the MCs with such care.” - Penelope Black
Age Gap, Under 18 FMC, 30+ MMC/FMC, High School, Abusive Parent(s), Progresses Over Years, Best Friend's Dad, Tattoos, Childhood Trauma, Coming of Age, Cute Dog(s), Forbidden Love Interest, Forgiveness Arc, Hidden Relationship, Hot Dad, Taboo Relationship, Tortured MMC, Martial Arts
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Rock Bottom Girl 4.25/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“This book exposed why I don't ever go back to my hometown - too many memories and too many people that remember my insurmountable awkward phase.” - Cardigan B
Second Chance, Return to Hometown, Opposites Attract, Fake Relationship, High School Reunion, Workplace Romance, MMC/FMC has a Cute Dog, Teacher, Socially Awkward FMC
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Beyond the Thistles 4.0/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“The audio version narrator's voice. WOW. Cute small town story, but kind of crazy with all the stuff that happened to FMC.” - Penelope Black
Grumpy/Sunshine, MC is a Single Parent, Age 20+ FMC, Age Gap Romance, Bodyguard, Forced Proximity, Tortured MMC, Opposites Attract, Slow Burn
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Cake 4.0/5
MILD, HEA
Singer/Musician, Mental Health, Rich/Wealthy MMC, Introvert, "Male, Female Relationship (MF)", Friends to Lovers, Meet-Cute, "Mysterious, Brooding (MMC)", MC has a Secret Past, Past Coming Back to Haunt Them, Survival, Celebrity/Ordinary Person, Slow Burn, Witty Banter, Healing Together, Touch Aversion, Personal Growth Journey, Rockstar, Reclusive MC, Music Industry
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Don't Call Me Daddy 4.0/5
HOT, HEA
“I was so surprised at how great this was. She was kind of a mess, but it worked for her.” - Cardigan B
Age Gap - Older MMC / Younger FMC, Loss of Sibling, Found Family, Witty Banter, Dom/Sub, Slow Burn, Kink Shame, Twins, Bucket List
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Fight 4.0/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“The angst in this one was just the right amount. Their chemistry was...fire. :) Banging in an ambulance sounds taxing.” - Cardigan B
Firefighter, Paramedic, Only One Bed, Forced Proximity, Down on Her Luck FMC, Hidden Past, FMC does not want children, Reformed Playboy, Witty Banter, Short FMC/Tall MMC, Overcoming Past Trauma, Loss of Friend(s), PTSD, Second Chance, Breakup Due to Misunderstanding, Escaping a Cult/Sect, Dirty Talker
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The Highland Fling 3.75/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“I was LOLing. This was so fun. The scene by the well was perfect. ‘Don't drink my blood, it's American. You'll think it's too sour.’” - Cardigan B
Scotland, Scottish FMC, Lumberjack Vibes, Small Town , Enemies to Lovers, Witty Banter, Slow Burn, Grumpy/Sunshine, Forced Proximity, Age Gap Romance, Opposites Attract, Fish out of Water, Found Family, On a Journey, Culture Clash
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Archer's Voice 3.75/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“This was such a sweet story. I loved how Bree was drawn to Archer and didn't care what anyone else said about him or what it looked like. Docked him a .25 star for being a dick at the end.” - Cardigan B
Age 20+ FMC, Age 35+ MMC, Age Gap Romance, FMC & MMC Enter Into A Contract, Only One Bed, FMC has Overprotective Brother/Male Relatives, Best Friend's Sister, Marriage of Convenience, Witty Banter
Sports Romance
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Consider Me 4.25/5
HOT, HEA
“Something about Carter is so comforting. A man who is so hot on the outside, but a massive nerd on the inside.” - Penelope Black
“Carter: ‘Just consider me.’ Me: Combusts. Oh this was JUST wonderful. #1 book boyfriend slot secured.” - Cardigan B
Hockey, Golden Retriever, Reformed Playboy, Independent FMC, Sweet & Spicy Banter, Disney-Loving MMC, Tall MMC/Short FMC, Teacher (FMC), Tall MMC (6'4''+)
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Kulti 4.25/5
MILD, HEA
“I loved how the author didn't kill the reader with an abundance of mundane, unnecessary details. She went from one scene to the next seamlessly.” - Penelope Black
“Sloooooooow burn and then complete ignition.” - Cardigan B
Sports, Enemies to Lovers, Soccer, 25+ FMC, 35+ MMC, Age Gap, German MMC, Grumpy/Sunshine, Latina/Hispanic FMC, Coach/Athlete, Childhood Celebrity Crush, Slow Burn, Soccer (European Football), Pro-Athlete, Divorcing MMC
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Stand and Defend 4.25/5
HOT, HEA
“Completely and unexpectedly loved this book. Carter is still my number 1, Halsey my number 2 and Banksy a solid 3. It was a tad too cutesy for me at the end and I wanted to vomit a little, but I will let it slide.” - Penelope Black
Hockey, Abusive Relationship, Innocent FMC, Confessional/Mirror Kink, Bodyguard, Forced Proximity, Roommates, Touch Her and Die Vibes, Slow Burn, Grumpy/Sunshine, 30+ MMC, 30+ FMC, Stalker, Dirty Talker, Aftercare, Exploring Fantasies, Sports, Pro-Athlete
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The Score 4.25/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“I was waiting FOREVER for Dean’s book. I knew there was more to him than the clown of the group. And oh boy I wasn’t disappointed. I will say I rather enjoyed his bath scene with the vibrator (it’s not what you think, but he totally owned it).” - Penelope Black
Friends with Benefits, Forced Proximity, Roommate, Found Family, College/University Students, Personal Growth Journey, Opposites Attract, Hockey
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The Boyfriend Goal 4.0/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“New fave sports romance author. This book felt so mature and open, it left me feeling cozy.” - Cardigan B
Roommate, Hockey, FMC has Overprotective Brother/Male Relatives, Opposites Attract, MMC is A Golden Retriever, Fish out of Water, Love Letter Lunacy, Forbidden Love Interest, One Night Stand, Sports
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Caught Up 4.0/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“Out of the series, this was my favorite. Daddy Kai was everything. Loving father, committed teammate, brother and friend. Miller was the type of FMC I love reading about. Strong, independent, doesn’t give a shit about what anyone thinks - wearing a uniform of sneakers and overalls.” - Penelope Black
MMC is a Single Dad, Nanny, Grumpy/Sunshine, Forced Proximity, Only One Bed, Found Family, Slow Burn, Sports, Chicago
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The Change Up 4.0/5
HOT, HEA
“I didn’t like the whole granola, holistic, hippie vibe of the FMC but the phone call after they started recognizing their feelings was chef's kiss” - Cardigan B
Friends to Lovers, Baseball, Body Modifications/Piercings/Tattoos, Artist, Bad Boy/Good Girl, Animal Lover, Grumpy/Sunshine, Forced Proximity, Only One Bed, Roommate, Afraid of Commitment, Childhood Trauma
Under 100 Pages, 2-Hour Listen
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The Exception to the Rule 4.5/5
MILD, HEA
“Brilliant format - it's done in email exchanges over ten years...until we get to present. I was DYING during the library incident.” - Cardigan B
Anonymous Online Relationship, Teacher/Student (Both Adults), Meet-Cute, Hidden Identity, Novella
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Worst Wingman Ever 4.25/5
MILD, HEA
“Precious. They meet through an accidental dick coupon delivery. The end where they finally meet and realize who each is is heartwarming.” - Cardigan B
Love Letter Lunacy, Nurse/Caretaker, Handyman, Down on Her Luck FMC, Age 25+ FMC & MMC, Novella, Strong/Independent FMC, Neighbors
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Rosie and the Dreamboat 4.0/5
MILD, HEA
“This went hard into the spa descriptions. I almost DNF’d. And the FMC had some major "my sister is the whole package" trauma.” - Cardigan B
Firefighter, Shy FMC, Golden Retriever, MMC All In from the Beginning, MC is Trapped, Rescue, FMC Self-Esteem Issues, Spa, Novella
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Drop, Cover, and Hold On 3.25/5
MILD, HEA
“Too much about pastries. I love donuts, but you wouldn't know this was about a romance if you hadn't read the other three. This FMC was a major know-it-all.” - Cardigan B
Bakery, Earthquake, Novella, Diverse FMC & MMC, Pining
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With Any Luck 3.5/5
MILD, HEA
“Eh, it was a cute "we aren't a couple, we are best friends" but the FMC and MMC coming together and kissing and the FMC not remembering was awkward.” - Cardigan B
Wedding, Best Friends to Lovers, Blacked Out, Novella
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Royal Valentine 3.75/5
MILD, HEA
“Really sweet.” - Cardigan B
Hidden Royalty, Novella, Switching Places, Tourists
Weird Romance
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Of Magic & Zombies 4.5/5
HOT, HEA
“Well Hell's bells. This was an unexpected treat. A woman in post-apocalyptic Europe is bitten by a zombie but doesn’t lose her human consciousness. Fun and sassy FMC.” - Cardigan B
Vampire-Werewolf Triangle, Dystopian, Fated Mates, Shifters, Vampire, Enemies to Lovers, Found Family, Sassy Heroine, Magic
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The Gardener and the Water-Horse 4.0/5
MEDIUM, HEA
“What a strange story. It's a lovely one about a budding friendship that turns into more between a land tenant of a spire...and a lake. This story could have benefitted from a pet fox.” - Cardigan B
Age Gap Romance, Magical Binding, Older MMC, Cute Horse, Cross-Cultural, Hidden Past, Past Coming Back to Haunt Them, Revenge, Rescue
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An Inheritance of Monsters 4.0/5
HOT, HEA
“Why was this wacky story so good? A+ for the plot and the vibe. Ghost hunters + hidden identity + monsters under the bed. It just works.” - Cardigan B
30+ FMC, Hidden Past, Tragic Past, Monster MMC, Reverse Harem, Supernatural, Touch Her and Die Vibes, Learning a New World, Family Business, Loss of Sibling, Female, Male, Male, Male (FMMM)", Paranormal Investigator, MC Sees Ghosts, Mating/Bonding, Ghost Hunter, Portal to Another World, Fated Mates, Found Family
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Luxuria 3.75/5
HOT, HEA
“They think she's terrified. She's just horny.” - Cardigan B
I don't even know how to explain this book, Monster/Human Romance, FMC & MMC Enter Into A Contract, Power Struggle, Shunned FMC, Teach Me Your Culture/Cultural Exchange, Learning a New World, Arranged Marriage, Marriage of Convenience, Submissive FMC, Dominant MMC, Portal to Another World, Knotting, Royalty, Royal/Commoner, Mating/Bonding, Monster MMC, Fated Mates
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Ice Planet Barbarians 3.5/5
HOT, HEA
“This was a short read. A little bit of world building, some humor, an obsessed MMC.” - Penelope Black
“This book gets a lot of well-deserved recs from the Romance community. It’s so much fun.” - Cardigan B
Alien/Human, Kidnapping, Learning a New World, "Smart, Strong, Independent FMC", Tall MMC, Touch her and die, Fated Mates
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To Run with the Wild Hunt 3.5/5
HOT, HEA
“He did what now?” - Cardigan B
Age Gap - Older MMC / Younger FMC, I don't even know how to explain this book
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The Morning Wood Tree 2.5/5
HOT, HEA
“He flushed her butt with sap. :shrug:.” - Cardigan B
Creative Anatomy, Runaway Bride, Monster/Human Romance, Monster MMC, Beauty & The Beast Vibes, Short/Novella, Possessive MMC, Protective MMC, Magic, "Male, Female Relationship (MF)", Dominant MMC, Paranormal Protection, What the hell did I just read and why can't I stop
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We give every book a chance. Every author their due. It’s up to them to make it worth your time and money.
It’s way too easy to fall for a gorgeous cover and end up with a story that reads like soggy fanfic.
That’s where we come in.
Our recs are proudly on point: 94% Satisfaction Rating
We’ve read thousands of books. We’ve no doubt read something you’ll like.
We know the tropes, we’ve seen some things, and we’re here to lead you into the world of romance fiction.
No shame, no buyer’s remorse — you’ll find fun, spice, and solid storytelling for your underground library of romance - aka smut, aka bodice rippers, aka spice rack reads, aka Booktok baddies, aka hoe books.

Just two friends who love romance novels. As we read books, we talk about them, laugh about them, rant, rave, and roar about them.
We read the good, the great, and the downright weird. We like different genres of romance which means we’re always discovering shiny gems.
Romance is fun - there’s something for everyone. If you find one you like, spread the joy.
Who are we?
Penelope Black & Cardigan B
Sizzle Scale
HOT
(Blazing & Explicit): This is the full five-alarm fire. Bedroom doors are flung wide open, and the scenes are DETAILED, EXPLICIT, and SCORCHING HOT. You will likely need to find your partner or battery-powered friend after reading these. You may need to whip out your phone and search for definitions or perhaps try and twister yourself into some of the positions to gain full understanding of what’s happening. No fading to black here.
MEDIUM
(Simmering & Steamy): Expect passionate kisses that don't always fade to black, simmering tension that finally boils over, and maybe some open-door scenes that focus more on the passion and connection. Could be graphic, but probably one scene that goes full throttle. Things get steamy, and the chemistry is sparking. You’ll blush, but you won’t need a fire extinguisher... yet.
MILD
(Sweet & Tender): Think cozy sweaters, shy smiles, and the electric buzz of holding hands for the first time. Expect sweet sighs, maybe a stolen, chaste kiss or two, and plenty of heartwarming moments that make you go "awww." If things get more intimate, the bedroom door gently clicks shut (fade-to-black).
FLOUR
(Platonic, if anything): Rare to find around here. This is a book that has…no romance at all. We probably read this by accident.
FAQs
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A guide to romance novels of all heats and sizes. We’re recommending books we’ve read (we’ve read 1,000s) and telling you what to expect. We’ll help you do your research - your time and money will be happy.
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‘Happily Ever After’ - nearly every book you find on The Velvet Pages has an ‘HEA’. It means that the story reached a satisfying conclusion. It might say “To Be Continued” which means there’s probably an HEA in the series, but that particular title didn’t resolve the relationship.
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This is how sexual or sexy a book is. There’s a range: Hot, Medium, Mild, and Flour.
Hot is ‘“holy Hell I’m sweating.”
Medium is steamy.
Mild is tender and sweet.
Flour means there’s nothing romantic here.
We label each book so you know what to expect and you can choose what you’re comfortable reading.
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We rate each book out of 5. Cardigan B and Penelope Black can rate a book the same score on occasion, but usually the rating you see is an average of their scores.
The ratings are pretty subjective, but include things like:
Did the story make sense?
How did the characters measure up?
Was the writing literate?
Was the premise or were the plot points memorable?
Were the mysteries solved? Did the questions get answered? Did you leave me on ANOTHER CLIFFHANGER, ONYX STORM?
Did the book make us feel something?
Was there a cute cat?
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We recommend starting with Historical Romance, Fantasy Romance, or Sports Romance. They’re the most popular and you’ll find recognizable tropes.
Start with Mild to Medium heat and definitely choose an HEA.
If you’re still stuck, email us and we can give you some recs!
Heyyyvelvetpages@gmail.com
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We’ll read pretty much anything. Each month, Penelope and Cardigan select a list of about 20 books to read together. There’s at least one book from each genre and some popular titles that have been recently released.
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We sure do! It’s called ‘The Velvet Edit’. You can sign up at the top or on the ‘Contact Us’ page. We send out a themed list of recommendations each month and a ‘Quickie’ (a single title spotlight) two weeks later. We won’t spam you.
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Dust off your Dewey Decimal System knowledge for this one. 813 is the Dewey Decimal class for American fiction in English, where most romance novels fall. The 813.6 subdivision represents our own “shelving” of titles here at The Velvet Pages.
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That’s the section of the site where we share what we’re reading this month for our book club. You can check out our other reading lists from the past few months of 2025, too.
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Nope, not even close. The books on the site are generally the ones we enjoyed the most. Or hit on different trends we see coming up.
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They are! If you buy from a button click on the site, we might earn a commission. You’re not paying more for the product, though. We’re all about ‘pay less for smut’ around here.
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We use Storygraph. It has a friendly app interface and has every book we’ve read. It also shows your reading stats, which is unique.
We have separate Goodreads accounts, but they’re connected to our friends and family and…I don’t want them to see that I read the first and second book in a series about a merman with two dicks.
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MMC is Male Main Character. FMC is female main character.
There are typically one of each, but there can be multiple in genres like Omegaverse or Reverse Harem.
Or, like in the case of Court of Thorns and Roses, the MMC could be one person in one book and another person in another book.
Don’t come at me about ‘spoilers’ - these books were published in 2015.
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